Big Birds

The other day I was walking with my mom, we had not been down this road for a long time. But there was the weirdest thing, big giant birds standing on one foot. I could not tell what color they were, I can't see colors well. But there were five of them. I stopped and my mom said 'What is it girl?'
Then she followed where I was looking and started to laugh. "It's okay girl there just statues of pink fla mink o's." Or something like that. There were also these weird round things, they looked like balls but they were on top of sticks. Mom said not to worry, but I really wanted to play with the ball things. Mom said the birds were not real, but what if she is wrong. I do not want to run into them, they looked too big to chase, but they might chase me.

Weird bump

I have a bump on my skin. It doesn't bother me but my mom is freaking out. She took me to the vet, which I hated. He stuck a sharp thing in it and then made me wait and wait. Plus I had to get my regular meds and a pooh sample. OWWOOO. I was not happy with my mom. The vet said it might be a histo something or other and should fix itself, but if it grows instead of shrinks I need to go back. My mom wants it to be nothing and my boy keeps trying to get me to go back. Why are they trying to torture me? I hope it disappears soon.

I WANT ATTENTION

Mom went back to work yesterday, she looked really tired when she came home, but I wanted to play. I mean she was home and why not play. She got changed and sat down, why did she sit down, so of course I grabbed the tissues and tore them up. Eventually, she decided to take me for a walk, after the boy told her she should relax with a walk instead of playing some computer game. But boy was it cold and snowing. It was so nice when it was warm outside. It was a short walk but it was nice to get out of the backyard. I am happy I have a backyard to play in but my favorite thing is to get out of the fence. Anyway, it was fun, even if short. I played duck with her and then she took a nap. I was kind of waiting for her to do this, I even gave her a hint by sleeping on the floor. As soon as she laid down on the couch, I jumped up and laid on her legs. I guess she got the hint, not as stupid afterall. We got a pretty good nap in, but of course I still wanted attention, and tried to get them to feed me from the table, but no success, I was stuck with my dog food, boring. I hope today we do something fun.

OOPS

So sorry I haven't blogged, I have been sad because my mom is not feeling well and she won't take me on a walk. She just keeps barking at me and I don't know why. Then she pets me and says I am a good dog, why does she bark? When she falls asleep on the couch I am happy because I get to snuggle with her. I hate the couch because it is too cold, but she puts a blanket on just for me to sleep in the crook of her legs. I have been trying to get her to play by grabbing her socks, tax paperwork, tissues and anything else that would cause her to chase me, but she just yells at me and sends the boy to grab the things from me. I think she is feeling a little better because she took me for a walk yesterday when it was 65 degrees out, but today it is only 45 degrees and she has not budged from the couch and she started barking again. I hope this barking stops soon and we can play some more outside.