Oh Tree beautiful tree

My mom has given me the best present, she has put a tree in the house. It has one problem it does not smell like a tree and it has these things that stick out that get bright. I tried to bite one but my boy yelled at me and said "NO KAI", then he told on me to mom. My favorite thing to do is lay underneath it with my Christmas toy, that I found. Everyone went "Kai how did you get that." I am super Kai, able to leap tall buildings with a single bound, actually book shelf." So, I love the toy and, it is mine now. I wonder if they will put anything else on the tree, maybe they will all be Christmas presents for me.