I have taken over the computer from my adopted mom. I may have trouble with words as my paws are not very reliable for typing. I hear there is a way to talk into the computer and have the words come, but I do not think it has translations from Dog to English. I am sure you would not like to hear: woof woof yip yip bark bark, so I will type. You do know that dogs are the smartest at translations, just the other day my human started trying to speak Spanish, OMG, I tried to help but she just did not understand me puttin my ears down and my tail between my legs.
I think my human is trying to tire me out so that she can run around the house like a crazy person. I tried to help when she picked up the pile of stinky things on the floor. I grabbed the stinkiest thing, my human calls it a sock and followed her in the room with the loud box. I dropped the sock at her feet and she said "Good Dog." Usually she hates it when I pick them up to run around the house. Just to be sure I grabbed another one, but she was not as enthusiastic about it. I was trying to take it outside to bury it like I do all the other stinky things. I do not know why she puts it into the box, it does smell different when it comes out, but she still won't let me play with it.
I do have a system though, when I want a treat or her attention I grab a sock and pretend I am going to eat it. This gets me a good run when I am bored and I treat when I am in need of a snack. I think I have trained her well. I like being in command.
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