Mischief

Last night I had so much fun. I did not go on a walk, though I think my mom probably wish she had taken me. My mom and the boy were sitting in the TV room, not paying any attention to me. So I decided to get their attention. They thought if they called to me while I was running around I would come to them, but I wanted them to come to me. I found this roundish toy, it was soft and squishy and I could tear off chunks of it and roll it around on the floor where thin strips would come off. When my people finally got up they yelled she has the toilet paper. So I guess I TP'd  the house, it was lots of fun, but the it did not like to get off my tongue. I had to keep moving it around, my mom tried to help, but I think I swallowed it. Hopefully, tonight I will get a walk, or maybe I will get into something even better like the trash.